Rhinebeck Lyrics--yes, again

Although I don't think that I can top last year's efforts, which involved far more clever lyrics (and a far more annoying song), here is my lame offering for this year. I am too tired to come up with anything better!

SuperFreak FiberFreak

She's a fiber freakin' girl
The kind who likes to go to Rhinebeck
Likes to head out on a road trip with her girlfriends
In a limousine VW jetta

She likes the fiber in the barns
The merino and alpaca
Loves to fondle all the fleeces and the handspun
It's such a freaky scene

That girl is really geeky wild now
(That girl's a fiber freak)
The kind of girl you read about
In Spin-Off magazine
That girl is really weird crazy
(That girl's a fiber freak)
She loves to hang with knitters
Every time they meet
She's all right
She's all right
That girl's all right with me....yeah
Fiber freak! Fiber freak!
She's fiber freakin', yow

She's a very special girl
Wears all kinds of knitted fibers
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait in line for sock yarn for a long time...
Has to have a skein

Can't have too many batts to spin
Would like to hang with bloggers all day
At the festival she fits in with the whole gang
Just can't believe the scene

That girl is really geeky wild now
(That girl's a fiber freak)
The kind of girl you read about
In Spin-Off magazine
That girl is really weird crazy
(That girl's a fiber freak)
She loves to hang with spinners
Every time they meet
She's all right
She's all right
That girl's all right with me....yeah
Fiber freak! Fiber freak!
She's fiber freakin', yow

(Knitbloggers, sing!)
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Fiber freak! Fiber freak!
That girl's a fiber freak
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

She's a fiber freakin' girl
The kind who loves to go to Rhinebeck
The kind who wishes all her fiber friends lived closer
That would really be a scene